October 2011

No Sex with Animals in Florida—Anymore

A new law went into effect in Florida on Saturday that’s going to make literal animal lovers sad pandas. Having sex with animals is now against the law in Florida, a state that that had written off creating such a law several times not because they condone it—there are Miami animal cops, after all—but because they really thought it was something that didn’t happen, and therefore unworthy of legislation prohibiting it.